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Make me choose: finnick or peeta
requested by thiseverdeen and fangirlingfairy

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tescosfinest:

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

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— 1 hour ago with 252448 notes

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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— 3 hours ago with 242123 notes

brolininthetardis:

thelilnan:

ohgorman:

whenever someone calls Odin the worst father ever, i think of Denethor

who literally told Faramir that he wished he had died instead of Boromir

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And tried to burn him alive

#christmases must be a hoot

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— 3 hours ago with 72595 notes

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

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— 4 hours ago with 216012 notes

[7/?] Favorite Fictional Characters: Princess Tiana - The Princess and the Frog

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— 4 hours ago with 618 notes

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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— 5 hours ago with 75430 notes

howimetyouryellowumbrella:

s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:

but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together

Do you want the world to explode from awesomeness?!?

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— 5 hours ago with 105855 notes

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

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— 6 hours ago with 168497 notes

fandommember:

benaddictedcumberbabe:

cameronfryesgirlfriend:

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

Someone else might have needed it more

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— 6 hours ago with 452695 notes

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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— 7 hours ago with 380416 notes