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uptownquirrells:

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slytherlocked:

femtaktfilosofi:

I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name

#same with Robert Downey Jr

and Joseph Gordon Levitt

and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez

(Source: psychounder, via grandparogers)

— 1 hour ago with 269270 notes
time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

(via grandparogers)

— 2 hours ago with 64853 notes
http://lady-vigilante.tumblr.com/post/96070945513/lightandwinged-nineprotons →

lightandwinged:

nineprotons:

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms…

— 2 hours ago with 30105 notes

Perf Juggey moment in RTX Live Capture the Tower

(Source: barbara-dunkelbabe, via rangerhhansen)

— 3 hours ago with 3513 notes
"Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list."
Dennis Leary, 1992 (via wetepentz)

(Source: thedaddycomplex, via ohmycaptainn)

— 4 hours ago with 248681 notes

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

(via robert-downey-jesus)

— 4 hours ago with 33036 notes

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

(via ohmycaptainn)

— 5 hours ago with 86848 notes

merleawe:

tastefullyoffensive:

[pooter7/happychappie]

i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding.

(via robert-downey-jesus)

— 5 hours ago with 207691 notes

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

(via robert-downey-jesus)

— 6 hours ago with 39736 notes
"You’re tired of hearing about it? Think about how fucking exhausting it is living it."
Jon Stewart regarding racism. (via adderalldust)

(Source: anotherwellkeptsecret, via robert-downey-jesus)

— 7 hours ago with 13786 notes