i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
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*friends eyes are watering for no reason*
"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"
"…..when did I tell you that"
"…….like…..two years ago"
Welcome to Night Vale is like those tumblr posts where there’s a picture of something horrible and everyone is commenting on the mundane details. Like the one of Barbie with a bathtub full of Barbie parts and everyone complains she left blood on the floor and didn’t wash her hands.
That is Nightvale.
That’s the whole show.
So my new English professor is my uncle only he has no idea because he hasn’t talked to my mom in about 20 years so do you think is should tell him
You know what nevermind he’s a dick I’m going to talk to my mom to get dirt on him so I can blackmail him if the need arises
You should write a story about a boy for an assignment and include loads of life details about him that your mum tells you so that it’s obviously him but change all the names then hand it in and be really confused if he questions you about it
Oh my god
is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT
I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”
THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS
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i H A T E how “let’s watch a movie” has become a euphemism for sex like… if we have a thing and i invite you over to watch a movie sometimes i rlly wanna show you it? you haven’t seen christoper nolan’s academy award winning film “interstellar”? come over and watch it! dnt touch my boob… you will miss important plot details…
no one gives fanfic writers enough credit like can we just slow clap it out for all the writers who can manage to finish a fic or just even start one and have the confidence to put it out there for everyone to see because that shit is pretty hard to do and so is typing it all up and just thinking of the plot and all the little details idk writers are great
THANK YOU.
Needed this today.
THE MCR BREAK UP POST IS GONE
THE OFFICIAL MCR TWITTER BIO JUST GOT DELETED FROM PROMOTING MDNSY TO NOTHING
THE COPY RIGHT ON THE WEBSITE WAS UPDATED. IT USED TO SAY NOTHING AND NOW IT SAYS “2015 MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE” ON THE BOTTOM.
TOUR PAGE SAYS “CHECK BACK SOON FOR MORE DETAILS ON THE UPCOMING TOUR”
2001-2013 GOT DELETED FROM THE TWITTER BIO
Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee
me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal or we’re breaking up
So my new English professor is my uncle only he has no idea because he hasn’t talked to my mom in about 20 years so do you think is should tell him
You know what nevermind he’s a dick I’m going to talk to my mom to get dirt on him so I can blackmail him if the need arises
You should write a story about a boy for an assignment and include loads of life details about him that your mum tells you so that it’s obviously him but change all the names then hand it in and be really confused if he questions you about it
Oh my god
i H A T E how “let’s watch a movie” has become a euphemism for sex like… if we have a thing and i invite you over to watch a movie sometimes i rlly wanna show you it? you haven’t seen david fincher’s academy award winning film “the social network”? come over and watch it! dnt touch my boob… you will miss important plot details…
which one of you insufferable nerds changed my post from “christopher nolan’s interstellar” to the social network? the social network’s a shitty and boring movie. the social network is the exact type of movie i would put on when i invite someone over to “”“"watch a movie”“”“ and have no intention of actually watching it. bad edit. 0/10